Old Fashioned

Hey fashion addicts! Did you miss me? Did you miss me more 

than you missed your grandparents? If your answer is yes then

you are a positive person. I did the facebook test to see

what kind of person i am. Apparently i got fashion blogger which is totally true! It was an one

question test. The question was "are you afraid of death?" the answers were A.yes, B.no 

and C.i'm only afraid of capri pants. Guess my answer on a comment bellow!!!11!

So this week i was totally busy thinking about old people (or "odd people").

Are they really useful to us? YES they are. Why?

Because they have style. 

The timeless all-black for women and the unique i-would-wear-anything attitude for men, makes the old people fashion icons. The problem is that young people don't understand them. 

So i visited an old motorbike to get to know them better.

We had a really nice conversation and i learned a lot. I learned that old people don't like salt, that all of them use the same perfume and that they drive slow only when they're stoned.

We're not that different after all!! I don't like salt either!

In the photo below you can see me wearing clothes and the motorbike 

posing together after the interview.

Zaketa: made from dead ugg boots

Shirt: with stripes and a chubby belly underneath

Pants: a pair of

please use my hashtags

#fashionbrogger #oldfashioned #oddpeople #vintage #retro

#cutefaceofthemonth #fashion_for_motorbikes #amotorbike_thattalks

#or #aguy_onlsd? 

Vintage or really poor?

The "used to touch feet" zaketa on top of the super tight shirt. 

My penis is always right.

My face is always cute! lolol!!!!1!

thank you for your thousands of comments everyday!!!

without you i would be a fashion blogger without fans!!

its like a pigeon without the ability to poo on people.

xoxo

Hunting For Style

Hello fashion fans! I'm super sorry for the delay but i had a really long weekend, 

it was like 48 hours and it just finished. 

I know that you've been checking all the time for a new fashion tip and some of you died too.

Actually everyday some people die, so i was wondering... 

AIDS would not have been a problem if we all get it!

Enough with my silly gibberish!!!lol!!!1! Lets go "straight" to fashion.

Today me and my beloved 5th dog "Chanel No5" went on for

a trip! We went hunting for super awesome new

cute pictures with clothes on me.

In this outfit we see a perfect hoodie with round dots, a t-shirt with
an elephant, a stylish pair of jeans and two shoes in the colour of cthulu's-soul-black which are
the confiest shoes I've ever looked at! The one thing that actually make this outfit
unique is my dling dling. Dling dling means that i use my dog as jewellery and not as a pet.
Isn't that amazing? I'm telling you that it is. I don't have to pick up his poo poo
anymore, he's my dling dling, who cares? He's not actually dog anymore.
Dling dling ;) you know what i mean!
I mean dling dling!

So lets take a look at my pics of me by my new photographer
@fotis_Me_lioneis

please use my hashtags
#fashionbrogger #whochosepigeonsasasymbolforpeace?
#hemustbeadirtymind #DLINGDLING #dlingdling
#2xdling #fashionformen #fashionforten

guns and dling dling baby!!

from top to bottom my 

"the opposite of urban hunter"

outfit

Hoodie: dots and pockets (is the new gin 'n juice)

T-shirt: 6atorl iovement - the elephant

Pants: jeans with iPhone protuberance built-in

Shoes: when death dies these shoes take his soul

Accessories: pointer (pointing at my wealthiness and kindness)

a close up of "Chanel No5" looking at his freedom

the gun to kill animals that I'm allowed to

there's another picture of me looking good

paws n shoes on mud! ewwwww!!!!!!!lololol!!!11!!

there is no tip for that look.
i was born with it
:p



hope my words were helpful to you
and next time you go hunting
you'll look sparkly handsome!!
xoxo

Rise and shine!

Its super early and i woke up like "I'm going to do everything today" but I most certainly won't. i know that because i did nothing the previous days too, except from creating this perfect man-helper blog :) ;)

In the morning I'm grumpy and i really want to drink coffee. If i don't drink coffee I'm grumpy. 

So i wake up, i drink coffee and smoke some cigarettes and i feel nice for as long i don't have cancer. Im not afraid of illnesses because i ran a marathon once and i posted it on instagram. 

And also i lie a lot, that's a nice thing to make your heart pumping! 

GO CARDIO! 

So what to wear this morning watching the beloved stylish Popi on the TV?

I definitely went for the "confie but clashy" style. You never know what is going to happen, 

i've seen a lot of hot couriers and gypsies knocking doors lately ;)

The pants are really vintage. Actually they are 2 years old but i wear them everyday so now they look like 30 years old ;) (that's a tip)

The t shirt is my favourite yellow one and it says surfing on it 

and since surfing became cool i loved this one instead of my snowboard one.

You got to keep up with fashion! Never do what you like, 

always do what the majority of people like! (tip#2) 

Its like some of us folks, we like fat girls but we date thin ones just because our friends 

don't like fat ladies and they make fun of us and our cow-looking lovers but always behind our back, don't forget our Greek heritage! 

There is also a picture of my fabulous all natural makeup. I only use body 

fluids and sleep for this fantastic cute look!

please use my hashtags

#fashionbrogger #aboutthismorning #hotgypsies #lieforahealthyreason

#grumpybeforecoffee #popi #superearlymorningfashion

#fashionformen #fashionforsomemen #fashionnotforallmen

#style #dickoftheday

the outfit! its one of my favourites.

from top to bottom:

hat: any - baldness hider

T-shirt: yellow with the word "surfing" on it

the thing on top of t-shirt: black with white stripes 

(i have it in white with black stripes too!)

   pants: vintage look brown-used-to-be-beige

shoes: they're not shoes they're sandals. SANUK

 Only 2 minutes off of bed and i look so alive!! thanks to 

the all natural products i use for making up the 

errors of nature!

Even if you don't surf just say you do. everybody thinks its cool and

its not easy to know the truth! 

And remember lying is good for your heart!

A detailed photo of where a watch should be instead of hair!

(watch sponsors please msg me. i do not reply to hair sponsors though)

thank you for you love and your thousands of 

mails and comments. you and my fathers money is what

keeps me going!

xoxo

Dinner's Ready!

Tonight is a very special night because in the morning when i woke up i was breathing and felt so lucky to be alive so I'm going to cook dinner for my roommates. Its also because i don't work and pay rent! lol :)

The menu has it all! for starter i eat half a loaf of bread filled with gorgonzola and salami of the air and when my roommates come back from work the dinner starts with my famous "from bag to bowl" salad with salt and for main course salmon with truffle linguini and coconut sauce. yum!!1! can't wait :p 

So what to wear with this fantastic dinner? In the next pictures you can see the style for tonight. Don't hesitate to try it on yourselves. My pant size is 32 when I'm 5 kilos less, the shirt is a large that feels like medium on me, the hat is size supersmart  and shoes are size 11 and items 2. msg me on inbox for address! 

Hope you find my blog as useful and stylish as Kim Kardashian 

and have a happy evening as my self!

xoxo 

please use my hashtags

#fashionbrogger #tsft #tsftmeansthestylefortonight #aboutthisnight 

#mensfashion #food #eat #yes #no #kimkardashian

salt, the essence of salty food! yum!! 

shirt: vans hula girl with yioukalili (1.800$ on sale...)
pants: vans not the dirty one (70$)
hat: no, hood
tonight's outfit looks great when having your mouth open, its a dinner outfit after all...

tasty food, cute face

tomatoes make me happy, i sing pharell's song to them a lot!! lol

coconut milk is my favourite white liquid! what's yours? comment below.

salmon pink! perfect match with my tongue!!

thank you all for your comments and love!!!

see ya next time xoxo

Monday Blues Outfit

oh god monday is back! i hate mondays because i don't work and i can't be like any other person. so i guess i'm special! lol!!1!

i stayed home today with my roommates and i forced them to take some pictures of me just for you.

this is my first post so I'm gonna take it easy on this one. 

hope you like it guys.

come and check often. i change clothes all the time. 

  shoes: SANUK city retro vintage (really expensive)

     hand made "zaketa" bought from ZARA (200$)

 no money can buy me! xoxo